last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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