She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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