Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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