You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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