I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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