Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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