She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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