so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Small penises have feelings too.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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