oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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