One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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