quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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