I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
my poor anus
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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