He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila