How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.