Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I just googled if crying burns calories
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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