This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i think i just lost a toe
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