girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
