her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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I got inside last night via doggy door
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
These tits shall not be calmed
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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