I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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