so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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