found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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