She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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