is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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