She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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