that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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