question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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