thus making me awesome and them whores
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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