The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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