I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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