Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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