I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Randomize
