i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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