sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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