I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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