normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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