mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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