I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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