I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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