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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Good luck man

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  I dont need it. Shes easy.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I GOT MY PERIOD!

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  damn. i had names picked out.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first

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• (716): View more from New York

  He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES

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