There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail