remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.