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  There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?

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• (619): View more from California

  You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.

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• (951): View more from California

  Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way

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• (360): View more from Washington

  just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.

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• (714): View more from California

  Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail

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