you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Four minutes until I can fart!
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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