Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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