so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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