haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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