A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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