I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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