Where did you get a picture of my penis
I CAN MOONWALK!
now i know why i became what i already was.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
