whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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