babies were throwing up all over the place
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I want to be your penis for a week.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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