And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
she peed on how many people?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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