READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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