hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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