How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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