i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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