Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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