I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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