The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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